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No, not a chance

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Est eos enim quis.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Next, they tried...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Minds and Behinds

share office space ...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Artists get better with age, e.g., painting. Yet when it comes to pop music, the famous work tends to be written when musicians are in their twenties. So, why aren't Bob Dylan or the Stones banging out amazing tunes now?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Nuts and Butts

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Why do some men love sucking cocks?

Unacceptable again!

Then came..

They put up a sign reading

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No go.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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Why is there so much free porn on the internet?

No way

Freaks and Cheeks

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Loons and Moons

Just Forget it!

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Everyone loved it.

Can the United States threaten the UK with destroying its economy to force it into anything, just like what happened in the Suez Crisis?

Still no good

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Why are Republicans so brainwashed and oblivious to the fact that a lot of the price increases going on right now is due to corporate greed, not inflation?

Catatonics & High Colonics

So they tried

So, the docs changed it to read

What CIA front organizations operated in the United States during the 1960s?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Still no good.

How can a 54-year-old man build muscle without using steroids?

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